Thursday, June 11, 2009
THE ZODIAC KITTY TERRORIZES MARKET STREET IN SAN FRANCISCO WITH NOTES...AS IN, THE PROMISSORY KIND
Cut and Paste Cats, the feline con artists and forgers of San Francisco's Financial District, had a new gig. They sat in a dark alley off Market Street hurriedly cutting and pasting letters from that day's newspapers to send out new threats.
NOBODY COMPLAINS BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHO TO CALL. NOBODY BELIEVES THEM AT THE SEC TODAY BECAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES IN THE SEC.
REGULAR THIEVES WASTE THEIR TIME ON CRIME THAT'S SO BACKWARD IT'S STILL ILLEGAL. NOT ME. THE HOLDER OF THIS NOTE -- YOU -- WILL PAY. I DON'T WASTE TIME IN THEFT AND BLACKMAIL. I GET RIGHT TO IT.
tHe ZOdiAC KittY
The criminal cats sent their booty to the bank and waited for money from their terrorized victims, or at least victims too embarassed to go to the police.
by lurene gisee
june 11, 2009
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Posted by Lurene Gisee at 11:38 AM