Wednesday, June 3, 2009
NO MONEY DOWN CAT FINDS PERFECT TOY FOR PASTE CAT IN SF FINANCIAL DISTRICT
Still in San Francisco's Dreamy Financial District, No Money Down Cat decided to scam Paste Cat's money. She found the cat "Laser" button on her fraud-filled, diamond collar. She'd just picked it up at North Beach Pet Supplies.
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty....here Paste!" she said teasingly.
She twirled its green, bright light on the pavement, turned it off and on. Paste Cat chased and clawed at the uncatchable light. Why?
Because it was a green light in the shape of a U.S. DOLLAR SIGN! Other buttons on the new cat collar could display a big kitty house in Pacific Heights, fresh Fillmore fish, mice on Montgomery holding ripe muni bonds.
"Get it, Pssssste! Get it, get it, get it!" said No Money Down.
Off and On, Round and Round, Dollars, Fish, Scratch Pads, Big Stocks, Lost Mice, Plane Tickets....
"Get it now, kitty! Get it now!" said No Money Down Cat.
by Lurene Gisee
June 3, 2009
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(photo of kitty from SF SPCA adoption center)