Thursday, May 19, 2011
FECKLESS CAT OFFERS MAIDS NEW CONTRACTS IN NEW YORK, CALIFORNIA
Feckless the Cat -- international criminal cat wanted in 22 countries -- thought he knew how easy hiring household help was by May of 2011. Pre-Approved had the better idea, though. It was simple, modern and the marketing cheap. He had the advert ready:
DON'T WORK FOR TODAY'S MOVIE STARS, POLITICIANS AND INTERNATIONAL FINANCE GUYS WITHOUT THE PROTECTIONS YOU NEED. WORK AS A MAID FOR FECKLESS FELINE ENTERPRISES, GET FREE LEGAL COVERAGE BEFORE YOU WIPE FIRST TOILET; SAVE THOUSANDS, IF NOT MILLIONS:
MY SIGNATURE X_______________________
MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER X____________________
THE DATE X_________________________
"That's all there is to it, Pre-Approved?" asked Feckless.
"Pretty much, Feckless. We'll have'm begging to clean our spots!" said Pre-Approved, grooming his paw lazily. "Maid's have had enough, you know. New York, California, wherever."
"Brilliant, Pre-Approved. Just brilliant. You're going to be the loan.meow for 2012. Just watch. It's going to be a new world. Our world!"
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